I was a common girl in England with a cool accent and then I went to St. Andrews and met a guy named William. We fell in love.
Then, he gave me this sweet sapphire ring with diamonds around it. obvi.
One day I’ll be queen and will wear sweet hats and do charity work. I’ll be a real lady of leisure.
But dang it. It’s only a dream. I’m not Catherine Middleton. And I’m half excited for them but more so jealous. Can’t a girl dream?