Luckily, there was a photographer (and more than one lobster) present at the birth of the baby Jesus.
“For to us a child is born,
to us a son is given,
and the government will be on his shoulders.
And he will be called
Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God,
Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.”
P.S. I love my roommates.
P.S.S. Sloan and I think alike.